雷人英语教学帖
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.可见本国人民对于英语的热忱已经到了相当大的程度，本教程的目的旨在更好地指导。
大家使用这几个词的用法。
本教程首先对于niubility, zhuangbility, shability这几个词的正确拼写作出以下
修改建议：
niubility：正确拼写应为newbility，名词
zhuangbility：正确拼写为drunbility，名词
shability：保持原拼写方式，名词
下面对几个词的词性作一下延展：
Drunbility
1、drunbility的词根为drunb，动词，装逼的原意 进行时：drunbing；过去时：drunbed；完成时：have drunbed
例句：CCTV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
CCTV又在晚饭时间装逼了，它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。
2、drunbee：名词，装逼的人，有装逼倾向的人
例句：林志玲 is a drunbee, but my father likes her,
which is disgusting.
林志玲是个装逼的人，但是偶爸爸喜欢她，真恶心。
3、druber：名词，以装逼为职业的人，专业装逼者
例句：朱军 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
朱军是个职业装逼者，他一辈子都在装逼，是专业级的。
4、drunby：形容词，装逼的
例句：The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not mention the song is 求佛.
你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的，更别说那歌是求佛。
5、drunblization：名词，装逼化
例句：As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营，人民装逼化也越来越严重了。
6、drunblism：名词，装逼主义
例句：The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年，人们貌似很崇拜。 Newbility
1、newbility词根为newby，形容词，原意为牛逼
例句：I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is
very newby.
我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛逼。
比较级：newber；最高级：newbest
例句：There is no newbest, only newber.
没有最牛逼，只有更牛逼。
2、newber：名词，牛逼的人
例句：王小波 is a newber, and 罗永浩 is also a newber.
王小波是个牛逼的人，罗永浩也是各牛逼的人。
3、newbable：形容词，可以牛逼的，值得牛逼的
例句：I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛逼，你应该自豪。
4、newbilization：名词，牛逼化
例句：The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
白领牛逼化是个全球性的问题。 Shability
1、shability词根为shaby，名词，S~~~B
例句：周杰伦 thinks 崔健 is a shaby, which turns out 周 is the real big shaby.
周杰伦认为崔健是S~~~B，结果周才是真正的大S~~~B。
2、shability，名词，S~~~B能力
例句：The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
你S~~~B的能力犹如地震一样具有毁灭性。
3、shabilization，名词，S~~~B化
例句：The CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization.
CCAV的新闻导致国民S~~~B化。
课后作业：
一、翻译句子
1、日本的S~~~B化进程已经完成，S~~~B比例与S~~~B能力均是世界第一的。
2、姜文的电影很N~~B，他是一个N~~B的人，希望中国电影都能NB化。
3、广电总局是个S~~~B的机构，但总认为自己是最NB的。
4、装B难，做一个装B人更难，做一个职业装B者难上加难，但是朱军做到了。
二、单词填空（运用所有上文出现过的单词）
1、The wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
2、The picture of CGX and 阿JIAO in bed is totally________________.
3、FRJJ is a symbol of __________, and she is a________.
三、发散思维练习（供学有余力的同学选做）
扩展erbility,nengbility,lanbility,qiongbility等词汇 晕菜
这样都行 newbie....
菜鸟 原创，抛砖引玉
课后作业：
一、翻译句子
1、日本的S~~~B化进程已经完成，S~~~B比例与S~~~B能力均是世界第一的。
The process of shabilization in japen is finished, the rate of shabee and there (ability of) shability both are the NO.1 in the world
2、姜文的电影很N~~B，他是一个N~~B的人，希望中国电影都能NB化。
姜文's movies are newby, he is a newber, Chinese movie newbilization is my hope
3、广电总局是个S~~~B的机构，但总认为自己是最NB的。
SARFT is a shaby organization, but they always think that they are the newbest
4、装B难，做一个装B人更难，做一个职业装B者难上加难，但是朱军做到了。
it's hard to drunb, to be a drunbee is a hard thing, and it'a higher difficulty which is to be a professional drunbee, but 朱军 just made it
二、单词填空（运用所有上文出现过的单词）
1、The wirter of this tutorial is very newbable
2、The picture of CGX and 阿JIAO in bed is totally shabable
3、FRJJ is a symbol of drunbility, and she is a 原文没有这个词(shabee).
三、发散思维练习（供学有余力的同学选做）
扩展erbility,nengbility,lanbility,qiongbility等词汇
exactly same to the 3 words and not necessary to do more work
some new idears can be added such as
1，redrunbility 重装B，名词。 如，贝驴 was fail in his 1st drunby career, but after his redrunbility, his became the most powerful man in italy again. (贝驴在第一次装B生涯中失败了，在他的重装B只后，他又成为了意大利最有权势的人)
2，drunbiless 从不装B的，形容词。如，INTER is a pure team, it is drunbiless.(国米是一支纯洁的球队，他从不装B)
3，erbee-maker 2B制造者，名词。如，38 is a erbee-maker, even if a good man like nedved could be changed in this team.(38是个2B制造者，即便是内德为德这样的好男人也可以被他们改变)
4，lanbee-fucker 干烂B的人，名词。如，nobody wanna be a lanbee-fucker coz it's not healthy, there for, av milan got a ECC without too much counteraction in 2006.(没有人愿意去做一个干烂B的人因为这不健康，因此，AV糜烂在没有太多抵抗的情况下获得了2006年的欧洲冠军杯)
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