劲爆消息。这是真的还是假的，求鉴定
According to Tuttosport, one of the credible news sources in Italy, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Antonio Cassano and Rodney Strasser have been arrested last night for armed robbery, manslaughter and murder, at around 00:45CET after the robbers’ resistance led to quite a fierce shooting exchanged between them and the local police.Also a fourth associate, who’s been operating as the designated driver, has apparently made it out of the scene following a short car chase.
The club hierarchy have since issued silence and are reportedly in an emergency session to discuss the controversy around the club. Adriano Galliani avoided the press as he rushed in the club’s HQ, while the Police refuses to comment until ‘further investigations take place'.
Based on what the mic-equipped security cameras have recorded, the Italy international has been the mastermind behind the robbery, with the Sweden and Sierraleon men as sidekicks in what turned into a massive shootout between the intruders and the local policemen.
The leaked videos of the incident have been viewed by over 3 million YouTube visitors around the world, and even though the now-infamous men were using strange masks, their difference in body shape and color skin is what helps identify the men involved.
The reported conversations are as follows:
Shop Clerk: What the h... Alberto, the alarm! The alarm!
Cassano: nobody moves a muscle! I swear to god I will easily shoot anybody trying to be a hero. Where’s the packet R?
Strasser: The packet? It was Zlatan’s job to bring it in and collect the money, I’m in charge of keeping people in check!
Ibrahimovic: Why should you reveal my full name you bum! We were supposed to call one another by the first letter of our first name!
Cassano: What’s done is done! Let’s finish it.
Cassano: What did you do? What did you do? What di… We’re done! We’re gonna do life! We killed a man, man! We… No…
Strasser: But you said we should finish it! Didn’t you mean the cashier?
Cassano: Alright, fuck it. Don’t worry, Rod, I’ll take care of you later. For now, you’re safe.
Strasser: Cool. We should get the money now!
Cassano: What are you, Tolstoy or some thinker? Shut up and let me lead my professional crew.
Ibrahimovic: Professional we are!
Cassano: Now, I want all the cash on the counter. No game.
Shop Clerk: 1000…2000…3000… Here you are,
来源：http://forums.goal.com/showthread.php?t=31284 实在太假了。。。 求翻译。。 不可能的，一看就知道是a joke 100%假的。。。。看两行就够了 完全看不懂 据都灵体育报，在意大利，伊布，卡萨诺和Rodney可靠消息来源之一斯特拉瑟已持械抢劫，杀人和谋杀被捕昨晚在欧洲中部时间00:45左右，在劫匪抵抗导致相当激烈射击它们之间的交换和当地警察。
另外四分之一准，谁被指定为司机操作，显然已经作了现场出来后很短的汽车追逐。
该俱乐部层次发行以来的沉默，并在紧急会议，讨论围绕该俱乐部的争议报。加利亚尼回避了记者，他赶到了俱乐部的总部，而警方拒绝评论，直到的进一步调查采取的地方'。
什么话筒配备安全摄像机已经记录的基础上，已与意大利国际在什么进入入侵者之间的大规模和当地警察的枪战转身插袋瑞典和Sierraleon男子抢劫背后的主谋。
事件发生泄漏的影片已被观看的YouTube超过300万世界各地的游客，即使现在，臭名昭著的男子用奇怪的面具，他们在体形和皮肤颜色不同的是帮助确定什么人参与。
报告的谈话如下：
商店职员：什么是H. ..阿尔贝托，报警！报警！
卡萨诺：[冲模办事员]没人动一块肌肉！我发誓我能够轻松拍摄任何人想成为一个英雄。哪来的包ř？
斯特拉瑟：数据包？这是伊布的工作，把它带过来，并收集了钱，我在保持负责人在检查！
伊布：[斯特拉瑟在后面踢]为什么要透露我的名字你屁股！我们应该调用一个由我们的第一个名字的第一个字母喽！
[斯特拉瑟看起来空白]
卡萨诺：什么是木已成舟[同时在收银员的目标！]让我们来完成它。
[斯特拉瑟清空他的自动武器上的出纳剪辑]
[伊布的眼睛睁得大大，大开在盯着收银员，然后斯特拉瑟]
卡萨诺：[下跪]你做了什么？你做了什么？迪什么...我们就大功告成了！我们要做的生活！我们杀了人，人！我们不... ...
斯特拉瑟：但你说我们应该完成它！难道你的意思是出纳？
[伊布笑对自己和古怪会谈]
卡萨诺：[站起来后，发现他的心]好了，他妈的它。别担心，棒，我会照顾你以后。现在，你是安全的。
斯特拉瑟：酷。我们应该得到的钱吧！
卡萨诺：你多大了，托尔斯泰或一些思想家？闭嘴，让我带我的专业船员。
伊布：专业知识是我们的！
卡萨诺：现在，我希望所有在柜台上的现金。没有游戏。
商店职员：1000 ... 2000 ... 3000 ...这是您的 看不懂{:2_243:} 闲人真是多。。。 管理员吗？这种消息就封了吧
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