2. "We have top players and, sorry if I'm arrogant, we have a top manager."
“我们拥有最顶尖的球员，在此请原谅我的自大，我们还拥有最顶尖的主教练”
——穆里尼奥在短短几年间赢得了冠军杯、联盟杯并蝉联英超联赛冠军，他不狂还能有谁能狂呢？
3. "If he helped me out in training，we would be bottom of the league."
“如果他(阿布拉莫维奇)在训练场边帮我出主意，我们恐怕会联赛垫底。”
——葡萄牙人讨厌老板干涉球队战术，这恐怕也是他如今下课的重要原因。
4. "Look, we're not entertaining? I don't care; we win."
“我们踢得不够有观赏性？我不在乎，反正我们赢球了。”
——穆里尼奥的实用主义哲学让他招致了不少批评，但是赢得冠军才是足球场上的硬道理。
5. "Everybody wants Chelsea to lose a game. When they do they should declare a public holiday."
“所有人都希望切尔西输球，如果我们输了，他们会把那天定为公众的节日。”
——05/06赛季初，切尔西一骑绝尘，穆里尼奥觉得他和他的球队已经成为“公敌”。
6. "I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea."
7. "The circumstances are difficult for us with the new football rules that we have to face. It is not possible to have a penalty against Manchester United and it is not possible to have penalties in favour of Chelsea. It is not a conspiracy, it is fact. I speak facts. If not, I need big glasses."
8. "Pressure? What pressure? Pressure is poor people in the world trying to feed their families. There is no pressure in football"
“压力？什么是压力？压力是穷人为填饱一家人的肚子而烦恼。足球毫无压力可言。”
——葡萄牙人的思维方式确实很独特，难怪他总是能在面对压力时获胜。
9. "As we say in Portugal, they brought the bus and they left the bus in front of the goal."
“按照葡萄牙的说法，他们(热刺)带来一辆大巴，并把他放在了球门前。”
——切尔西被托特纳姆热刺0-0逼平后，穆里尼奥幽默地表示。
10. "There are only two ways for me to leave Chelsea. One way is in June 2010 when I finish my contract and if the club doesn't give me a new one. It is the end of my contract and I am out. The second way is for Chelsea to sack me. The way of the manager leaving the club by deciding to walk away, no chance! I will never do this to Chelsea supporters."