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JOSE ON JOSE
"Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one."
Introducing himself to the English press after arriving from Porto in 2004.
"If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me."
如果我想获得一个轻松的JOB,我想我会留在波尔图,漂亮的椅子,冠军奖杯,上帝,以及上帝之后的我。
这段话后来被引申为,除了上帝,俺就是老大。
Making a mockery of those who suggest he is big-headed.
"For me, pressure is bird flu. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football."
当切尔西领先优势巨大的时候,有人提到你感到曼联的威胁么?穆一本正经的说,俺觉得禽流感才是真正的的威胁。我觉得他比足球可怕多了。
Insisting his side wouldn't catch a cold as Man Utd breathed down their necks.
"Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war."
今天理了个短发,万一哪天打仗也省了剪了。
Unveiling his new Action Man haircut.
WORDS OF WISDOM
"It's like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket is made of cashmere!"
On the injury 'crisis' at Chelsea in February.
这根一个短毯子一样,盖了上面,脚冷,盖了下面胸冷。超市关门,俺也没法再买一条。幸好这条毯子挺厚的。
"Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good."
On developing Chelsea's young stars.
Jose put all his eggs in one basket
"The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem."
What turned out to be his parting shot to Roman Abramovich.
"I would love an Aston Martin but if you ask me £1m for an Aston Martin, I tell you, you are crazy because they cost £250,000."
Insisting not even Chelsea would pay over the odds for a defender.
"Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists. Our pitch is a bit like that. From the top it's a disgrace but the ball rolls at normal speed."
有时你会发现一些人胸大没脑子,有时你也会发现一些人胸小,却脑子好。我们体育场也是,虽然丑了点,但用起来还不错。
Describing Chelsea's sandpit of a pitch.
"We all want to play great music all the time, but if that is not possible, you have to hit as many right notes as you can."
Admitting the Blues weren't completely on song last season.
我们也想演奏一个完美的音乐,但这不可能,因为我们太多音乐要演奏了。
606: DEBATE
It is a move that will provoke widespread despair among Chelsea's fanbase
BBC's Phil McNulty
"Maybe the guy drank red wine or beer with breakfast instead of milk."
After a Sheffield United fan threw a bottle at Frank Lampard during Chelsea's 2-0 win at Bramall Lane.
"A player from Man City showed half of his ass for two seconds and it was a big nightmare. But this is a real nightmare."
Comparing Petr Cech's nasty injury with Joey Barton's bottom-baring antics.
THE WIFE
"She is the real manager of family life. You are the star outside, here you are not a star."
她在家是老大,我在外面是明星,到家啥不是。
Mourinho admits his wife wears the trousers at home.
Mourinho and the extra special one
"It all depends on my wife. If I am at home, yes, I will see it. But maybe my wife would like to go somewhere. I would like to see it - I like to see football and it is a big game. But maybe I will have no permission."
这取决于我的老婆,我先在在家,我想去,但是我不知道她要不要去别的地方,我当然想去,但我怕得不到允许。
Waiting to hear whether he'd be allowed to watch Arsenal-Man Utd.
"My wife is in Portugal with the dog. The dog is with my wife so the city of London is safe, the big threat is away."
Reassuring the population that his runaway Yorkshire Terrier had left the country with his wife.
PLAYERS
"A brilliant reaction. I hate it when players just walk off."
Following Arjen Robben's sharp exit down the tunnel after being substituted against Aston Villa.
"As you know Gallas had an unbelievable holiday. I hope he enjoyed it very much in Guadeloupe, which I think is a fantastic place to be on holiday, so he wanted to stay there for a long time."
你知道加拉有个很好的假期,如果你喜欢那,就在那多玩会吧。
On William Gallas missing the first team's trip to the United States because he was on holiday.
"I did it because I want to push my son to do the same. I also did it because I want to push the young players on my team to have a proper haircut, not the Rastafarian or the others they have."
我剪平头是想让我儿子跟我学,我也想我的球员也一样,弄个整洁的头发。
Mourinho confirming he's a cut above the rest with his skinhead.
REFEREES
"When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Drogba was sent off I didn't get surprised."
Claiming Barcelona boss Frank Rijkaard had met with Anders Frisk at half-time in their Champions League tie.
The best of enemies
"If you ask me if I jump with happiness when I know Mr Poll is our referee? No."
Not a fan of Graham Poll.
"I could feel immediately the movement. To somebody that understands the game and feels the football, smells the situation, it was obvious."
Senses working overtime after a dodgy offside flag denies Chelsea a goal against Blackburn.
RIVALS
"Wenger has a real problem with us and I think he is what you call in England a voyeur. He is someone who likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have this big telescope to look into the homes of other people and see what is happening. Wenger must be one of them - and it is a sickness."
温格总是喜欢偷窥。
Astonishing attack on Arsene Wenger.
"Three years without a Premiership title? I don't think I would still be in a job."
要是我三年拿不到一个联赛冠军,早就走人了。
Putting the boot into Rafa Benitez.
He loves me, he loves me not
"Many great managers have never won the Champions League - a big example is not far from us."
许多伟大的教练都没有拿到欧官冠军,一个明显的例子就是我们隔壁。
Reminding Wenger there's only room for one Special One in London.
"Liverpool are favourites because in the year 2007 we've played 27 matches and Liverpool play three or four."
利物浦当然很爽了,我们07年打了27场比赛,他们打了3,4场。
Cranking up the pressure ahead of the Champions League semi-final second leg.
"If you're not a big club, you choose one competition and you fight in that competition and forget the others. Big clubs - we cannot do this."
如果你不是一个达俱乐部,你当然可以选一个冠军去追逐,不管其他的,俺们是大俱乐部,这种事做不来。
Warming to his theme.
"I am happy to be six points behind. In my opinion, Manchester United did not take advantage of our bad moments."
Delighted Manchester United are so far ahead in the Premiership in January.
"I want to give my congratulations to them because they won. But we were the best team."
恭喜他们,但我们是最好的球队。
In typically gracious mood after his side's Carling Cup defeat by Charlton on penalties.
THE WORLD IS AGAINST US
"This is the only time we have had to play before United and that's because we control the fixtures. Just imagine if we didn't control them!"这是我们唯一一次在曼联之前打比赛,
Hitting back at Sir Alex Ferguson's claim that Chelsea engineered their game with Tottenham to take place just 39 hours after Spurs' Uefa Cup match in Seville.
Hands up who likes diving
"How do you say 'cheating' in Catalan? Barcelona is a cultural city with many great theatres and this boy has learned very well. He's learned play acting."
Claiming Lionel Messi got Asier Del Horno sent off in a Champions League defeat by Barcelona.
加泰罗尼亚语怎么说欺骗,巴萨罗纳是个文化名城,这孩子咋就会表演呢?
当然穆不知道,梅西的表演是跟他的徒弟德科学的。看到了德科滑稽得表演,梅西不过是个孩子。
"During the afternoon it rained only in this stadium - our kitman saw it - they tried everything. There must be a microclimate here."
妈的,以下午就球场下雨,这地方气候真怪。
Bemoaning Blackburn's pitch-watering tactics after the Blues' hard-fought win at Ewood Park.
IN DEFENCE OF CHELSEA
"We have eight matches and eight victories, with 16 goals, but people say we cannot play, that we are a group of clowns. This is not right."
我们赢了八场比赛,进了16个球,却还是有人说我们打不过利物浦。
On his high horse after beating Liverpool.
"Entertaining? Too much!"
太搞笑了吧
After the roller-coaster 3-2 win over Birmingham on the opening day of the season.
"I think I have a naive team. They are naive because they are pure and they are clean. We don't have divers, we don't have violent people.
我想我的球队太幼稚了,他们太纯洁,干净,不懂假摔,我们没有暴徒。"
On his clean-living Chelsea boys, after Florent Malouda won a dodgy penalty against Liverpool.
WHAT THE REST THINK OF HIM
"If Chelsea are naive and pure then I'm Little Red Riding Hood."
Rafa Benitez suspects Jose is telling porkies.
Me? Good looking?
"My wife will be glad about Mourinho coming to Bramall Lane because he's a good looking swine, isn't he?"
Neil Warnock.
"He is almost a Yorkshireman with a Portuguese accent."
Warnock again.
"When Mourinho says training will last one-and-a-half hours it will never last a second longer."
Former Chelsea striker Eidur Gudjohnsen on Mourinho's worrying attention to detail.
"I find it out of order, disconnected with reality and disrespectful."
Arsene Wenger did not take too kindly to the 'voyeur' comments. |
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