意大利人爆粗口 笑死我了

妖冶桃谷

　One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
　　
　　I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast... she brings me only one piece.
　　I tell her "I wanna two pieces"
　　She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate".
　　She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
　　I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
　　
　　Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
　　The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knife but no fork.
　　I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna fuck".
　　I tell her "you don't understand me...I wannafork on the table".
　　She say: "you better not fuck on the table You sonnawabitch.",
　　
　　So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
　　I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet".
　　He tell me: “Go to the toilet.”
　　I say "you don't understand, wanna a sheet on my bed".
　　He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
　　
　　I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said "peace on you".
　　And I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!


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[ 本帖最后由 妖冶桃谷 于 2008-11-3 13:02 编辑 ]

sjz风之子

上面的翻译下[ecms8]

hcj198147

大概懂了，看的比较累。

lionheart

[ecms3] ...不过英语真是恶心人的语言...

sjz风之子

看不懂[ecms9] [ecms9]

HHBBX

O,看懂了,[ecms2] ,太搞了

HHBBX

[ecms9] 看不懂

砂之船

居然看懂了一点点[w014]

大城小爱

挺有意思的[ecms3]

pighead

son of bitch

then

bitch of son